Hello my dear woman. I hope that this email finds you well because I am in very great need of your help.<\/p>\n
You do not know me, but my parents are the King and Queen of a small, but very wealthy, nation. My parents, the King and Queen, feel that it is important for even their youngest child to give something back to the people. Because of that, I have been using my vast leisure time thinking very much about WORLD PEACE.<\/p>\n
I have in my possession a three-step plan to enact WORLD PEACE.<\/p>\n
I am unwilling to put my entire plan into a public email at the moment as I am being watched most closely by my brother. But I know that you will find it sound and reasonable once I am free to explain the details more fully.<\/p>\n
Because my older brother, the Crown Prince, stands to gain a great deal of wealth and power through non-peaceful struggle, he does not wish to see me succeed. I have been jailed many times by my own government and I am currently under house arrest. This is making it very hard for me to enact my very simple three-step plan.<\/p>\n
As I cannot contact the key figures in my plan directly, I need an outsider who is able to contact them for me. I have been searching the Internet and I believe that the outsider I need is you. My brother, the Crown Prince, will never suspect you as you have no direct ties to me and you can act as my agent with full authority.<\/p>\n
I am willing to compensate you most handsomely, including all travel expenses, of course. I have a great deal of wealth at my disposal as a Prince and I have access to many shadow bank accounts within my government. I am willing to spend with much abandon if it will help me achieve my goal of WORLD PEACE.<\/p>\n
Please, all that I ask is that you leave me enough wealth to enact the other parts of my plan. I could pay you 30 billion US dollars if you will help me. I will just need some details from you and a bank account number to transfer the money. I am willing to do this because I Truly Believe that money will be unnecessary once we achieve WORLD PEACE.<\/p>\n
I have contacted you several times before and you still do not answer. PLEASE HURRY. I do not know how long my brother, the Crown Prince, will allow me to be free this time. WORLD PEACE is in your hands!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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