{"id":8408,"date":"2013-08-29T11:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T16:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=8408"},"modified":"2013-08-29T11:00:43","modified_gmt":"2013-08-29T16:00:43","slug":"six-word-stories-flash-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=8408","title":{"rendered":"Six word stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dragons exist. Don\u2019t ask questions, RUN!<\/p>\n<p>Cat: Human sleep deprived. Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n<p>Superpowers? Radioactive guppy bite. Stop laughing!<\/p>\n<p>Cute-powers from radioactive kitten bite. Awwwwwww\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I fail to resist his pain.<\/p>\n<p>You never forget your first murder.<\/p>\n<p>Poverty, not cancer, killed my friend.<\/p>\n<p>Breaking!! World! Hell! <strong>Handbasket!<\/strong> <i>You<\/i> \u201cdecide.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t be evil.\u201d I laugh, maniacally.<\/p>\n<p>Psychiatrist\u2019s shrunken head collection intrigues me.<\/p>\n<p>The money he stole\u2014 well spent.<\/p>\n<p>Interdimensional portal. \u201cJust a quick peek\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragons exist. Don\u2019t ask questions, RUN! Cat: Human sleep deprived. Mission accomplished. Superpowers? Radioactive guppy bite. Stop laughing! Cute-powers from radioactive kitten bite. Awwwwwww\u2026\u2026 I fail to resist his pain. You never forget your first murder. Poverty, not cancer, killed my friend. Breaking!! World! Hell! Handbasket! You \u201cdecide.\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t be evil.\u201d I laugh, maniacally. Psychiatrist\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[422,1017],"class_list":["post-8408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","tag-flash-fiction","tag-six-word-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}