EXHIBIT A. Transcription of Subject\u2019s Yellow Post-It Notes<\/p>\n
Dear Tag,<\/p>\n
I bought a ficus. I thought it might cheer things up around here. Please remember to water it. I cleaned up the spilled beer in the refrigerator. Please be more careful. It got on the strawberries.<\/p>\n
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Theodore,<\/p>\n
The ficus is dead. Not sure what happened, but that thing is shit brown and crispy. I puked behind the couch. Couldn\u2019t make it to the bathroom. I must be coming down with something. We\u2019re out of beer.<\/p>\n
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Dear Tag,<\/p>\n
The ficus smells like urine. I threw it out, pot and all. I cleaned up the vomit. I don\u2019t think we need any more beer.<\/p>\n
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Theodore,<\/p>\n
I may have pissed in the ficus. I snagged some beer and a bottle of Jack. You\u2019re welcome to a brew, but don\u2019t touch my bourbon.<\/p>\n
P.S. Don\u2019t go to the Liquor Mart on 3rd<\/sup>. Ever. Cash for rent is attached.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n Did you move my grandpa\u2019s service pistol? I can\u2019t find it anywhere. I cleaned up the urine on the bathroom floor. At least you used the correct room.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Theodore,<\/p>\n Fuck you.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n I met the most amazing woman today. Beautiful, but shy. When she blushes it\u2019s like the warmth of the summer sun. If she calls, please tell her I will call her back.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Theodore,<\/p>\n Jenny stopped by. Not very friendly. She said she doesn\u2019t want to see you ever again. Bitch.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n What happened? I went to Jenny\u2019s to try to talk to her. She wouldn\u2019t stop crying and threatened to call the police.<\/p>\n P.S. Throw away your condoms. Vomit and urine are one thing, THAT is another entirely.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Theodore,<\/p>\n Don\u2019t worry about Jenny. I broke it. I\u2019ll fix it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n Don\u2019t talk to Jenny. I\u2019ll try to call her in a few days.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Theodore,<\/p>\n We both know you are lying.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n It\u2019s my problem.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Theodore,<\/p>\n Your problems are my problems.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag<\/p>\n Please, you\u2019ve done enough.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Theodore,<\/p>\n Bullshit. I haven\u2019t even started.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n My car is missing. Did you get drunk and leave it somewhere again? I cleaned up the blood in the shower. Don\u2019t shave in there.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n You didn\u2019t leave me a note last week. The police found my car. Someone burned it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n Still no note. I called Jenny. She didn\u2019t answer.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n No note. I thought we had an agreement. A note every Sunday. Still no call from Jenny.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n The police were here. Jenny is missing\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Tag,<\/p>\n ???<\/p>\n <\/p>\n EXHIBIT B:\u00a0 Transcript of Interview with Theodore Allan Godfrey<\/p>\n DETECTIVE: Theodore, you\u2019ve been advised of your rights. Do you know why I asked you here today?<\/p>\n GODFREY: You are looking for Jenny Mitchell.<\/p>\n DETECTIVE: When was the last time you saw Jenny?<\/p>\n GODFREY: The library on the day we met. She picked up a Clive Barker novel, The Hellbound Heart. I told her it was a good one.<\/p>\n DETECTIVE: Were you ever in her apartment?<\/p>\n GODFREY: No.<\/p>\n DETECTIVE: What would you say if I told you your DNA was found there?<\/p>\n GODFREY: I would wonder where you got my DNA.<\/p>\n DETECTIVE: We took a sample from your trash. A Kleenex, and a bunch of Post-Its.<\/p>\n GODFREY: I would like my attorney.<\/p>\n DETECTIVE: Who is Tag?<\/p>\n [Silence]<\/p>\n <\/p>\n EXHIBIT C: Preliminary Lab Results Regarding Evidence Seized from 1311 Douglas Ave.<\/p>\n All items showed consistent in latent fingerprints, DNA, and trace with the suspect, Theodore Allan Godfrey. Preliminary examination of hair and fibers show consistency with standards from known samples of the victim, Jennifer Rebecca Mitchell. Traces of human blood, DNA match to the victim, Jennifer Rebecca Mitchell, found upon blue bath towel, monogrammed T.A.G.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" EXHIBIT A. Transcription of Subject\u2019s Yellow Post-It Notes Dear Tag, I bought a ficus. I thought it might cheer things up around here. Please remember to water it. I cleaned up the spilled beer in the refrigerator. Please be more careful. It got on the strawberries. Theodore, The ficus is dead. 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