{"id":6091,"date":"2012-11-05T06:00:56","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T12:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=6091"},"modified":"2012-11-05T06:00:56","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T12:00:56","slug":"off-like-a-herd-of-turtles-in-a-pot-of-glue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=6091","title":{"rendered":"Off like a herd of turtles in a pot of glue."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As my girlfriend will tell you, I am pokey. My son is pokey. When you want to go anywhere, it always takes us a bit to get going. My dad used to say, &#8220;And we are off like a herd of turtles in a pot of glue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That is how I feel about NaNoWriMo this year. Last year, I came out of the gates swinging, knocking off three or four thousand words a day like a machine. But, of course, last year I didn&#8217;t have grad school. Last night, essays by Aristotle, Leo Tolstoy, and John Hosper. Today, a defense of James Joyce&#8217;s &#8220;The Dead&#8221; as a fantastic work of art. Tomorrow, Alice Munro&#8217;s &#8220;Love of a Good Woman,&#8221; read, study, and analyze.<\/p>\n<p>When am I supposed to write again? And of course, I have my son full-time, rather than half-time like last year.<\/p>\n<p>As of writing this, I am sitting at 4800 words. I am hoping that by the time this post goes live, I will be over 6000. Far off last year&#8217;s pace, but pretty good, considering all I have going on.<\/p>\n<p>It has been going well. I started with nothing more than a cool name for a book, &#8220;Heaven&#8217;s Edge.&#8221; Since then, it has evolved to be a hardboiled dystopian story starring a private investigator that is a throwback to Dashiell Hammet, Raymond Chandler, and Mickey Spillane. \u00a0First-person narration Lots of witty sarcasm. Short sentences. Set in a futuristic dome perched above a smog-blanketed Earth.<\/p>\n<p>It has taken me a bit to isolate the voice from my usual style, but I think it has a chance to be a lot of fun. I don&#8217;t have any sort of plan. Bad things will happen to lots of people, and we will see who is left standing.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, in the end, I will be left standing with a finished novel. So far, my morale is intact, even with feeling like there aren&#8217;t enough hours in the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As my girlfriend will tell you, I am pokey. My son is pokey. When you want to go anywhere, it always takes us a bit to get going. My dad used to say, &#8220;And we are off like a herd of turtles in a pot of glue.&#8221; That is how I feel about NaNoWriMo this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[502,733],"class_list":["post-6091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nanowrimo-2","tag-heavens-edge","tag-nanowrimo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}