{"id":3640,"date":"2012-07-04T06:00:40","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T11:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=3640"},"modified":"2012-07-04T06:00:40","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T11:00:40","slug":"fisticuffs-at-dawn-the-writers-block-duel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=3640","title":{"rendered":"Fisticuffs at Dawn! The Writer&#8217;s Block Duel"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3641\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3641\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/the-shining-twins.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3641\" title=\"the-shining-twins\" src=\"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/the-shining-twins-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3641\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">One of these girls believes in writer&#8217;s block. The other does not.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I think it\u2019s hilarious that the existence or non-existence of writer\u2019s block gets people\u2019s panties in such a tight little bunch.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike a lot of people, my feelings about it are lukewarm, maybe tinged with amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Is there a magical curse that blocks the flow of a writer\u2019s creative source, sucking him dry and preventing him from writing anything but total and utter crap? No. Of course not. But writers are a superstitious lot. We have to be. Making stuff up is what we do.<\/p>\n<p>But.<\/p>\n<p>There are always going to be days when we pull out every single word onto the page like a fishhook that\u2019s been embedded deep in the skin. It\u2019s not always manic rivers of prose flowing from lightning-charged fingertips.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s just how it goes.<\/p>\n<p>So, is there such a thing as writer\u2019s block?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s semantics, that\u2019s all. If I\u2019m blocked, it\u2019s because there\u2019s either something wrong with what I\u2019m writing, or something wrong with what I\u2019m thinking.<\/p>\n<p>Sure. Writer\u2019s block exists. But only because I\u2019m a writer and I\u2019m blocked. Not because my fluttery muse deserted me, or because the hotel I\u2019m writing in is haunted.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>All work and no play makes Rachel a dull girl.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you think you\u2019re well and truly blocked, check your manuscript. Did you veer off the road somewhere? Your subconscious knows it, and it\u2019s trying to tell you to go back.<\/p>\n<p>If that\u2019s not it, go look in the mirror. Have yourself a little chat with your own face. Why are you fighting against writing this? What are you avoiding?<\/p>\n<p>Go for a long drive. Wear a hat. Put on a pair of stripey, fingerless gloves. Move your writing to another room. Take a day to forget about it and let your subconscious work on the problem for awhile.<\/p>\n<p>But the more you stress about <strong>Writer\u2019s Block<\/strong>, the more it\u2019ll become a real thing.<\/p>\n<p>It exists. It doesn\u2019t exist. Whatever. Work through it, or scoff at it. Meh.<\/p>\n<p>My muse and I will be over in the corner, watching the debate.<\/p>\n<p>Semantics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it\u2019s hilarious that the existence or non-existence of writer\u2019s block gets people\u2019s panties in such a tight little bunch. Unlike a lot of people, my feelings about it are lukewarm, maybe tinged with amusement. 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