{"id":2409,"date":"2012-04-27T11:00:42","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T16:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2012-04-27T11:00:42","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T16:00:42","slug":"a-hole-with-no-bottom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=2409","title":{"rendered":"A Hole With No Bottom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ahahahahahaha.<\/p>\n

I only laugh because it hurts when I think about all the things I do when I ought to be writing. I’m terrible at task management. I tend to put things off until the last minute, or tell myself that I’m going to do one thing and then proceed to spend thirty minutes stalking that Ridiculously Photogenic Guy meme. (I was there when it was cool! I never get in on a meme until after it’s already lame, so that was a very exciting week for me.)<\/p>\n

The weird thing about posts like this, is that I’m sure in the preceding four days my fellow writers have cited legitimate reasons for not having time to write, and much more eloquently. So I’m going to go the immature little girl route: other things are cool, and writing is hard.<\/p>\n

I like to say that my work prevents me from spending as much time from writing as I’d like, but frankly I’m lying to us both. There are times, when I need to work more to make more money, where I don’t have time to do anything but work. But that is not my average day. My average day has tons<\/em> of opportunities to write (and edit) in it, if only I were better at task management.<\/p>\n

These are the things I do, when I could be writing instead.<\/p>\n

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