{"id":2354,"date":"2012-04-18T06:00:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=2354"},"modified":"2012-04-18T06:00:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T11:00:13","slug":"writers-are-thieves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=2354","title":{"rendered":"Writers Are Thieves"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I'm in yur lifes, stealin' yur wurdz.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Nothing anyone says is safe in my house. Not only do we have two writers, we also have a teenage daughter who will take the most offhand remark, laugh maniacally, then immediately post it without explanation or context on her Facebook page. (The Boy is pretty safe. He\u2019s a musician and deals more with musical notes and philosophical truths. He rarely updates his FB status.) The Girl, however, has a flair for sharing the ridiculous.<\/p>\n

She gets that from me, unfortunately.<\/p>\n

I like a good challenge. Some are self-inflicted, and some come directly from others. Sometimes a piece of real-life dialogue is so silly, it begs for a new context. In Monster in My Closet<\/em>, there were two separate lines I had to find a use for: \u201cMy bread fell asleep in the toaster\u201d and \u201cThe problem is, you\u2019ve got to have movie-time attitude.\u201d They made little sense in real-life when they were spoken, but inserting them into a story? Challenge accepted.<\/p>\n

I also like to drop inside jokes into the manuscript, just to make my husband laugh. I never expect them to make it through edits, but so far, I\u2019ve managed a Ghostbusters<\/em> and a Raiders of the Lost Ark<\/em> reference that made it all the way to the galley stage, so they\u2019re permanent.<\/p>\n

In Pooka in My Pantry<\/em>, in honor of my best friend from childhood (who\u2019s also my hardest critiquer), and also in honor of our fourth-grade teacher, I dropped in a little scene about a mess in a girls bathroom\u2014one which I recreated from something she and another girl actually did. It was epic and included yogurt and a peanut butter sandwich. I felt it needed to be immortalized, even if it was only a few sentences in a short conversation in the book.<\/p>\n

As someone who\u2019s known me longer than any other non-family member, she also picked out my dislike of goats from a zoo scene. Zoey\u2019s flashback was a real childhood event wherein a goat in a petting zoo tried to eat my dress and scared the hell out of me.<\/p>\n

And while we\u2019re talking about it, Zoey herself is more like me than I\u2019d like to admit. Everybody who reads the books tells me she\u2019s me. Well, no, she\u2019s not. Not intentionally. But when people at a checkout counter stop her and tell her their life stories with no prompting whatsoever\u2014yeah. That\u2019s me. It happens every time I leave the damn house. Hell, it happens when I don\u2019t leave the house. My son laughed when the pizza guy (with no prompting from me, I swear) started rambling on about his problems. Hand to God, I even had a shrink do it once while I was sitting in his office.<\/p>\n

So, yeah. Real life goes into what I write.<\/p>\n

I guess that\u2019s what they mean by \u201cWrite what you know.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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