Sometimes external influences are awesome for writing. Sometimes they\u2019re really not. Sometimes only in moderation.<\/p>\n
There are three things that do wonders for my writing ability when consumed in moderation:\u00a0 caffeine, sugar, and alcohol. Of those three, caffeine has the most positive effect on me\u2026 it is also what I can have the most of before my story mutinies against me and my fingers vomit letters on the page\u2014sometimes they even form words, even more rarely they form complete thoughts. That\u2019s all provided that the shaking doesn\u2019t do me in first and I don\u2019t end up in the fetal position twitching.<\/p>\n
Sugar would be my next writing crutch. If I\u2019m stuck on a scene I just break out the nearest bag of candy (typically this requires a trip to the grocery store at which point it is bought in dangerous quantities. Buying a larger bag means you get more inspiration for your money!) A quick sugar rush is usually all I need to re-energize enough to focus back on the scene. The problem therein lies in\u00a0stopping<\/em>. If you put candy in front of me, I will eat it until it: \u00a01) is no longer in front of me, 2) has all been eaten, or 3) makes me sick. Option one is nearly impossible to obtain. It would require me leaving the bag of candy in another room and only taking as much as I wanted with me to my writing nest. Either that or having someone else there to take it away from me. Option two is much more feasible to attain and if I purchase a small quantity of candy does not result in option three. Option three, regrettably, is the option that occurs the most often and sometimes feeling sick isn’t enough to stop me from eating it, so I will persevere until the bag is gone. Or I puke. Option three is when characters start to die, usually painfully. If I\u2019m feeling miserable, then, damn it, they\u2019re going to feel miserable as well!<\/p>\n Sometimes a glass of sweet white wine or a mixed drink is just what the plot-doctor ordered to clear up the infectious writer\u2019s blockage. It will tease me with the potential of new ideas that I normally would have been too inhibited to chance. It can make for great plot and character development. The problem is when one glass becomes two which suddenly turns into the entire bottle. Then I start listening to those dangerous voices that suggest that what the story is missing is a massive orgy, never mind that they\u2019d either hated each other or never met on the previous page. Just like in real life, enough alcohol makes consequences seem pointless. Normal rules no longer apply. Things that would normally be frowned on in my story\u2019s society are suddenly forgiven or encouraged. There\u2019s nothing worse than waking up with a hangover than waking up with a hangover and realizing the two thousand words written the night before have to be completely trashed.<\/p>\n I wonder what would happen if I tried to write under the influence of a Red Bull and Vodka\u2026 too much or not enough? I\u2019ll let you guys know if I ever figure it out!<\/p>\n These experiments were not tested under controlled environments by any sort of professional. Therefore I must give you this warning, if attempting, try it at home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sometimes external influences are awesome for writing. Sometimes they\u2019re really not. Sometimes only in moderation. There are three things that do wonders for my writing ability when consumed in moderation:\u00a0 caffeine, sugar, and alcohol. Of those three, caffeine has the most positive effect on me\u2026 it is also what I can have the most of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[138,164,545,916,1090,1225,1255],"class_list":["post-1441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-influence","tag-caffeine","tag-character-death","tag-influence","tag-red-bull","tag-sugar","tag-vodka","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}