{"id":11108,"date":"2018-12-11T20:41:08","date_gmt":"2018-12-12T02:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=11108"},"modified":"2018-12-11T20:41:08","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T02:41:08","slug":"a-sticky-exchange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=11108","title":{"rendered":"A Sticky Exchange"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hot pink post-it, found on fridge, 7am: <em>Stop drinking my blood<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Light blue post-it, found on fridge, 9pm: <em>Gross, I would never!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hot pink post-it, found on fridge, 10pm: <em>I know it was you<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Light blue post-it, found on fridge, 11pm: <em>I don\u2019t even drink blood<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hot pink post-it, found on bedroom door, 2am: <em>Did you invite another one in? We talked about this!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Light blue post-it, found on bedroom door, just before dawn: <em>I\u2019m not stupid. Maybe you invited them in.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Slightly singed hot pink post-it, found on bedroom door, 6:45am: <em>You know I can\u2019t do that<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Light blue post-it, found on front door, 6am: <em>Hope you didn\u2019t stay out too late, you\u2019re uninvited.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Receipt found shoved under door, 6:30am: <em>I PAID RENT, YOU CAN\u2019T KICK ME OUT<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Letter taped to door, found 9:30pm: <em>I spent all day reading up on my rights, and you are required by law to give me at least 30 days notice of an eviction. Plus, I want my stuff back. You better let me in to get it, or else.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Letter taped to door, written in blood, found 7:45am: <em>I know my rights, don\u2019t make me get daddy involved.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Letter taped to door, found 9pm next day: <em>Look, I\u2019m sorry I accused you of drinking my blood, can I come home? It\u2019s too sunny out here.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Letter taped to door, found 10pm next day: <em>OMG, you\u2019re such a drama queen, Vlad. Did you even think to try the door? Uninviting you was waaaaay too much effort.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hot pink post-it, found on fridge, 7am: Stop drinking my blood Light blue post-it, found on fridge, 9pm: Gross, I would never! Hot pink post-it, found on fridge, 10pm: I know it was you Light blue post-it, found on fridge, 11pm: I don\u2019t even drink blood Hot pink post-it, found on bedroom door, 2am: Did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[356,1004],"class_list":["post-11108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","tag-epistolary","tag-short-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}