{"id":10986,"date":"2018-08-01T09:00:17","date_gmt":"2018-08-01T14:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=10986"},"modified":"2018-08-01T09:00:17","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T14:00:17","slug":"the-past-like-a-pudding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?p=10986","title":{"rendered":"The Past Like a Pudding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hart surveyed the team of Time Engineer s busying about the parking garage. He knew this mission was more likely than most to get him killed, but at least it promised to be extra interesting. Partly due to \u2018technical challenges,\u2019 but mostly because of his guest agent.<\/p>\n<p>The spies Hart usually escorted into the past were quiet, stern, and in their mid-forties. They didn\u2019t care about Hart\u2019s part of the job\u2014the ins and outs of time travel. They wanted to get straight to the secrets he could show them. But Agent Victoria Cross, a young, red-headed Brit, had been downright effervescent about traveling through time. <em>As well she should be, <\/em>Hart thought. His job was, after all, really cool.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>He secured the Time Hoops around the Time Buggy and donned the heavy components of his Time Suit. All of Time United\u2019s equipment had the capitalized word \u2018Time\u2019 in front of the names, in case anyone needed reminding of their function.<\/p>\n<p>Other Time Engineers busied about in and around the vans, checking the temporal reading equipment and uploading mission parameters to the Time Buggy\u2019s computer. Plotting a driving course through the past required good directions and oodles of satellite data.<\/p>\n<p>The vans and Time Buggy were parked on the ground floor of an empty parking garage in a Parisian suburb just south of LeBourget. Time United had paid to have the garage shut down and emptied for the day. They pretended to be a film studio shooting a movie, of course. Only a few powerful outsiders knew about Time United, time travel, or the espionage opportunities they sold.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of espionage, here she came. The gray security van pulled up and parked next to the Time Buggy.\u00a0 Two large Time Officers stepped out and opened the back doors. There, wearing her hydraulic Time Suit, arm and leg restraints, and a big grin Hart could see through her helmet, sat Agent Victoria Cross. The officers carried her politely into the Time Hoops and sat her in the Time Buggy. Then they deposited a metal suitcase\u2014her now thoroughly scanned, checked, and re-checked mission equipment\u2014into the buggy\u2019s cargo hatch.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMany apologies, Agent Cross,\u201d Hart said. Time United had strict security policies regarding what may be brought into the past. They had to take extra precautions with the spies they worked with.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh it\u2019s totally understandable. I <em>am<\/em> a spy, of course,\u201d said Agent Cross with her bright, London accent.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh. Most spies seem insulted when we imply that they might\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBe sneaky?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cExactly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Agent Cross laughed. It was a loud, melodic laugh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, maybe they\u2019re not as sneaky as me. I don\u2019t know about <em>them<\/em>. But I <em>completely<\/em> understand why you might need <em>me<\/em> in irons.\u201d She held up her gloved hands, bound together with magnetic restraints.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell good. I hate to insult the clients. But we must preserve the integrity of the past.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIndeed. Now\u2026you\u2019re in charge of this suit right?\u201d She asked. Hart nodded. \u201cIt\u2019s just I\u2019m not used to putting my life so directly in another\u2019s hands. You will make sure I can breathe, yes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAbsolutely,\u201d Hart said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSplendid!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll even remove the restraints when it\u2019s time for you to do your stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEven better.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hart secured the seal on her helmet, waiting for the telltale \u2018click.\u2019 Then he prepped his own. He signaled to the Time Technicians who controlled the outer Time Hoop\u2014the piece of the Time Hoop that would stay in the present while the inner one took them to the past.<\/p>\n<p>When they signaled back, Hart took an involuntary deep breath. The technicians faded and were replaced by rows of mostly black or white compact cars. It was twelve hours, 3 minutes, and 27.0375 seconds ago now. That was as exact as Hart\u2019s human brain had to get to do his job. The computer knew the exact micromilisecond they were visiting. Micromiliseconds were the atom of time. Tiny, indivisible slices of the fourth dimension. You could slice it smaller, but, as with atoms, time wouldn\u2019t really be recognizable anymore.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait, was that it?\u201d asked Agent Cross. \u201cWe\u2019re in the past now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYup.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And they were safe and whole. As part of standard prep, Hart\u2019s team had scanned yesterday\u2019s security footage of the garage and found a 12\u2019 radius circle of space with no people, traffic, or litter exactly 12 hours, three minutes and 27 seconds ago in time. To the milimicrosecond. Wouldn\u2019t want to jump back in time and mix molecules with a SAAB. This particular milimicrosecond was chosen because satellite images confirmed a concurrent clear driving path to Agent Cross\u2019 target destination.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWoah! I can barely move!\u201d Agent cross was swaying slowly in the seat next to Hart, pushing against the gloopy air of the past.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDidn\u2019t your superiors brief you on the conditions?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In slow motion, Hart got out of the Time Buggy to pick up the pieces of the inner Time Hoop they would need to jump back to the present. His hydraulic Time Suit helped him move in the thick air. Everything in the past was more solid. The daffodils were tougher than diamonds, rocks were so solid they could qualify as a new state of matter, and even the air was like swimming in almond butter. Thus the Time Suits with their own breathable air supply. They had an eight hour supply exactly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey did brief me,\u201d she said. \u201cBut hearing it and feeling it are two different things.\u201d Cross was slowly dragging her helmeted head back and forth in the transparent air-nutbutter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEven the air will be solid in about eleven hours,\u201d Hart said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo this is why we can only go back in time one day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne rotation of the earth,\u201d He nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter that and the past just sort of\u2026sets up. Like a pudding?\u201d She said.<\/p>\n<p>Hart laughed as he laboriously collected the last piece of the Time Hoop and brought it to its compartment in the Time Buggy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight. You could say that. Malleable for one day only. Then it\u2019s set in stone, so to speak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hart was sad about that. The top executives at Time United and most of its engineers were sad too. Most were historians at heart who could never truly get what they wanted from the miraculous technology they\u2019d created.<\/p>\n<p>Time travel couldn\u2019t take you back to when the pyramids were built or the Magna Carta was signed. They could send a camera back farther than a day and get a single photograph. That was all. And each of those trips cost six billion dollars. Only high level espionage bought by world powers and despots could pay Time United\u2019s bills.<\/p>\n<p>If Hart succeeded on today\u2019s important mission, Time United would let him have his moment. Hart was the kind of history enthusiast who itched to solve mysteries. He wanted a photograph of the construction of Stonehenge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo only the air is malleable, right?\u201d She asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. Once the present slips even one micromillisecond into the past, solids and liquids are unchangeable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d Hart said, climbing into the Time Buggy and turning on its silent, no-oxygen-needed engine. \u201cTime United\u2019s best theoretical physicists don\u2019t <em>really<\/em> know what would happen to the world if the past got changed. They argue about it at every Christmas party.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do <em>you<\/em> think?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have my theories.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have a long drive,\u201d said Agent Cross as the buggy crawled along at half a mile an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Hart tried to relax into the pressure of the thick air against his whole body as they drove. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor. They would make it two miles down the road to the target site in about four hours. They\u2019d have three hours of oxygen left by the time they got there. They were cutting it close.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think,\u201d he said, pulling out of the parking garage and down the avenue, \u201cTime is localized. So if something got changed here in the past, it would change only within a small radius. I think the rest of the world would have dual memories surrounding the changed point in space\/time. But in a small area, people would remember only one of the possible days. If the past were changed enough times or in big enough ways, what we call \u2018history\u2019 would become infinitely complex.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat radius do you think?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s hard to say. But things I\u2019ve seen in my work make me think\u2026hmm. Ten city blocks or so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd only the people in the affected area would remember an uninterrupted time stream?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSomething like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, you could have a one night stand, the past gets changed and <em>you<\/em> forget. But your mistress was far enough away so that <em>she<\/em> remembers?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHa ha! That\u2019s a sordid scenario! We don\u2019t even know <em>if<\/em> we <em>can<\/em> change the past 24 hours. Time United wouldn\u2019t allow tests of that nature. We guard the past as well as peek at it, you know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s what we\u2019re doing? <em>Peeking?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell it\u2019s your mission. You know what you want from it. By the way, what <em>is <\/em>your mission? I assume you\u2019re in His Majesty\u2019s Secret Service.\u00a0 I\u2019m not <em>technically<\/em> supposed to know what you\u2019re about, but I can be helpful if I know a little more about what you need.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTut tut.\u201d Agent Cross shook her head at him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see. Well, if you change your mind once we\u2019re at the site, let me know. We like satisfied clients. Time travel isn\u2019t cheap!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMum\u2019s the word,\u201d said Cross.<\/p>\n<p>Hart figured he shouldn\u2019t pry for more details about her mission. \u00a0All he knew was that she\u2019d be on scene at the banquet of a world trade summit. Lots of high ranking officials from many countries. A setup like that usually meant his guest spy would be looking at the smartphone screens of various diplomats, hoping to glean vital information. It wasn\u2019t the most effective way to spy, but if you got lucky with the right people the payoff could be huge.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, Hart saw something in the road that shouldn\u2019t be there. A crumpled sandwich sack loomed ahead on a white crosswalk line directly in the Time Buggy\u2019s charted route. Time United\u2019s techs must have missed it in the satellite images. Understandable. It was white and blended in. The shadows it cast could have been mistaken for chipped paint.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCrap! Obstacle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? That bag? It\u2019s just a bag,\u201d said Agent Cross.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s a bag that\u2019s harder than a diamond on Moh\u2019s hardness scale. I have to measure it to see if the Time Buggy can clear it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hart killed the engine and started the slow climb out.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd if we can\u2019t?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have to measure a new way through this intersection.\u201d Hart gestured in front of him. The two cars ahead of them at the intersection were spaced just so as to make weaving between them look impossible. The only other option was to roll over the median grass, across the other lane, onto the sidewalk, and around the fire plug. The route that direction seemed clear enough. It would take lots of precious time to navigate, though. Maybe too much time.<\/p>\n<p>He pulled his tape measure from his belt and prayed the paper sakc wasn\u2019t more than 26 cm high. But no luck. He looked between the two other route options: intersection and sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHang on!\u201d He called to Agent Cross. \u201cI\u2019ve got to go measure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo we have time?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hope so,\u201d he said, walking slowly and with purpose toward the more direct intersection. \u201cWe\u2019ll measure this route. If the Time Buggy won\u2019t fit, we\u2019ll go around the bag via that sidewalk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hart measured. The intersection wouldn\u2019t work. Nothing for it but to drive around the whole busy intersection. He walked back to the Time Buggy and climbed onto Agent Cross\u2019s lap.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d she asked. She\u2019d probably have pushed him off if it hadn\u2019t been for the restraints.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSome fern fronds hang down over that brick wall. I\u2019ll hit them if I\u2019m in the driver\u2019s seat. I\u2019m going to steer from over here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hart turned on the engine and started toward the sidewalk route. He checked the air guage. Measuring had cost them an hour. Even if this new route went well, it was going to take an hour to carefully weave it through all the natural, solid as Hell obstacles. They\u2019d arrive at the site with 3 hours of air left to do their spying and get home.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>When they arrived at the hotel where the summit had taken place, Hart smiled. He drove down the sidewalks, weaving between heavily armed security agents who were now frozen solid in time. \u00a0The improvidsed route had gone well. A fern frond had sliced through the Time Buggy\u2019s driver\u2019s side head rest. This had served to mollify Agent cross\u2019 outrage about having Hart in her lap.<\/p>\n<p>Hart drove all the way to the door of the target hotel\u2014as far as the Time Buggy could take them. As slow as the Buggy was, walking took even more time. Even in the hydraulic suits.<\/p>\n<p>Once he\u2019d killed the engine Hart slowly pressed the release button on Agent Cross\u2019s suit restraints. He helped her stand. She rose slowly under the pressure of the thick, solidifying air. All the newbies had trouble adjusting to movement in the air of the past.<\/p>\n<p>He checked their gauges. The drive up here had taken five eighths of their air. Forget Plan B! They\u2019d have to hoop back out from a plan C or D location. It was more likely to arouse suspicion. Cross\u2019s bosses would have to pay through the nose for this.<\/p>\n<p>He handed Agent Cross her suitcase and stepped out of her way.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is now your show, Ms. Sneaky Spy,\u201d He said.<\/p>\n<p>But it seemed her levity and humor were gone now that it was go time. Wordlessly, she grabbed the case and strode through the doorway, past all the security guards hired specifically to stop people like her. Maybe it was the thick air, or maybe all spies went taciturn when work was before them. Whichever it was, the formerly bubbly Agent Cross was all grim purpose.<\/p>\n<p>Hart followed her through the doorway and toward the ballroom that was, thankfully, on the first floor. Taking the stairs in the air of the past was exhausting and Hart couldn\u2019t afford to expend so much air. They were already looking at hooping back from a broom closet. Hard to explain away your sudden presence in a broom closet wearing a space suit at a diplomatic summit.<\/p>\n<p>He pushed down thoughts that he might not hoop back at all. It was in Time United\u2019s contract that if returning alive to the present compromised the client\u2019s larger interests, he was contractually obligated to stay in the past with his guest agent. Their oxygen would run out together.<\/p>\n<p>Then the ballroom took his breath away. There was a lavish dinner set on exquisite crystal plates. The French could do it right. Mirrors and candles lent the room a wholesome glow that flattered all the gowned ladies and suited gentlemen. The French did dinner <em>right. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Here and there the natural warm candle light was interrupted by the LCD glow of a smartphone. <em>Cross\u2019s likely targets.<\/em> In fact, she\u2019d probably hit some excellent pay dirt. Around a table of exquisite pastries, the US Secretary of State, England\u2019s Secretary of State for International Trade, and the French Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs were at this very micromillisecond<em>, comparing screens<\/em>. Perfect timing. He could almost taste that photo of Stonehenge.<\/p>\n<p>Hart turned to Agent Cross. He expected her to be acting like all the other spies: taking notes, snapping pictures, and measuring various purses and briefcases in the room.<\/p>\n<p>But instead she had the Time Hoop. When had she taken it? She\u2019d set it up correctly next to her open suitcase. Inside the suitcase was a device with a digital clock that was counting down. Hart started for her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally bad espionage,\u201d she said, stepping laboriously from her suitcase to the completed Time Hoop.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a bomb!\u201d he said. The air was thickening as the Earth turned ever closer to the 24 hour mark of final solidity. Walking was getting harder.\u00a0 \u201cHow did you sneak a bomb in past our security?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t, love. They <em>let<\/em> me bring it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hart almost stopped walking. Time United\u2019s ethics code was to <em>never<\/em> interfere physically with the past.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll stop you,\u201d he said. He knew he couldn\u2019t. A bomb. A micromillisecond when the air surrounding these people and inside their lungs would have turned to fire twelve hours and three minutes in the past. Maybe it wouldn\u2019t change anything. Maybe it would shake the world.<\/p>\n<p>Time terrorism. No day would be safely written until 24 hours had passed. You wouldn\u2019t know if anything you were doing would \u2018stick.\u2019 A conversation. A surgery. A shooting spree. A kiss. Not until the day was done.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour employers <em>thought<\/em> you might disapprove of the company\u2019s new direction,\u201d she said. \u201cIt\u2019s why they picked you to accompany me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey couldn\u2019t have. They know the risks to the time stream! They\u2019d never!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The timer ticked down to 28 seconds. He wasn\u2019t going to make it across the room to the device in time.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe money\u2019s too good, love. My employers are <em>very<\/em> well funded.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho are they? You can tell a dead man.\u201d A dead man who\u2019d never see Stonehenge.<\/p>\n<p>But Agent Cross just shrugged.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMum\u2019s the word,\u201d she said. She pushed the button on her suit that activated the Time Hoop and Vanished.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019d pop up wearing her suit in the ballroom Twelve hours, three minutes, and 27 second from this moment. Normally, such a thing would never happen. She\u2019d give the whole time travel operation away. But the world had just gone mad.<\/p>\n<p>Hart ran forward helplessly through the peanut buttery air. He wasn\u2019t going to give up. But it was like a nightmare of impeded movement. The timer ticked 5\u20264\u20263\u20262\u2026 And Hart closed his eyes and prayed he was wrong. <em>The worst of it, <\/em>Hart thought, <em>is that I\u2019ll never know.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hart surveyed the team of Time Engineer s busying about the parking garage. He knew this mission was more likely than most to get him killed, but at least it promised to be extra interesting. 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