{"id":6909,"date":"2012-12-24T09:50:57","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T15:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?page_id=6909"},"modified":"2012-12-24T09:50:57","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T15:50:57","slug":"august-baker","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/?page_id=6909","title":{"rendered":"August Baker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In his pretend life, August Baker is a retail monkey who channels anger and loathing into something vaguely resembling literature. In his real life, he is a Space Pirate.<\/p>\n<p>Read\u00a0<a title=\"August Baker\" href=\"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/author\/abaker\/\">August&#8217;s posts<\/a>\u00a0on the Confabulator Cafe.<\/p>\n<h3>Contact August:<\/h3>\n<p><a title=\"Contact August\" href=\"mailto:augustbaker12@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Mail logo\" alt=\"Mail\" src=\"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/mail-square-webtreatsetc-150x150.png\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/><\/a><a title=\"@augustbaker12\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/augustbaker12\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Twitter logo\" alt=\"Twitter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/twitter-logo-square-webtreatsetc-150x150.png\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In his pretend life, August Baker is a retail monkey who channels anger and loathing into something vaguely resembling literature. In his real life, he is a Space Pirate. Read\u00a0August&#8217;s posts\u00a0on the Confabulator Cafe. Contact August:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"parent":337,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6909","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6909\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}