![\"Larry](\"http:\/\/www.confabulatorcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/larry-150x150.jpg\" "\\"Larry")
Larry Jenkins is a huge fan of lying and has always dreamed of the day when he would be paid handsomely for plying his craft. Sadly though, Mrs. Jenkins had no interest in being a politician’s wife, and his HMO would not pay for a soulectomy.<\/p>\nLarry Jenkins is a huge fan of lying and has always dreamed of the day when he would be paid handsomely for plying his craft. Sadly though, Mrs. Jenkins had no interest in being a politician’s wife, and his HMO would not pay for a soulectomy.<\/p>\n
Hello, fall-back plan!<\/p>\n
When not huddled in his office working on his mad, crazy writing skillz, Larry enjoys long walks on the beach (um . . . No. Please see term, “land-locked state.”), raising awareness about the exploitation of garden gnomes (I’m lookin’ at you, Travelocity.), and referring to himself in the third person.<\/p>\n